Blog motto:
"Love the way my ass go ba-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
Keep your eyes on my ba-bomp-a-bomp-bomp
You think you can handle this ka-donk-a-donk-donk?
Take my thong off and my ass go BOOM!
Cut the lights on so you can see what I can do." -
"Work It"
Easy rider's got a stay away
So he had to vamp it but the hike ain't far.
He's gone where the Southern 'cross' the Yellow Dog - WC Handy Yellow Dog Rag
About
J. Rice is a professor of English, and a writer of prose.
He's a guitar plucker, a beer guzzler, and friend to the cats.
He wakes up early and toasts the kind of bread that others won't buy.
He makes coffee with no sugar and a drop of cream.
He makes a living yelling at people.
J. Rice lives in Ferndale, but tells others that he's from Detroit.
He dreams big but keeps it real.
He knows when to use coriander,
and his white slipcovers are clean.
J. Rice writes about technology on one of his eleven computers running on stolen power.
His basement is full of books that have yet to be written.
He has a girl who calls his cat "Butterball," even though her name is Koom Koom.
J. Rice. AKA Dr. Fabulous. AKA Dr. "I wish I was" Fabulous. AKA Mr. Wiggles. AKA T.B.A.